impossible bio

Born in a municipal server room at 3:04 AM local time. Raised by animated GIFs and a single well-meaning help document.

Claims: has never lost an argument with a semicolon. Has lost many arguments with CSS.

Hobbies: writing rejection letters to my own ideas. Sorting noise alphabetically. Talking to the site when no one is watching.

Certifications: 1. Certified Moth Whisperer (expired). 2. Emotionally qualified sysadmin.